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Spec Demotivational Poster


HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm
True patriot, excellent one RL.


SPECIAL FORCES - No Yellow Busses Here Thank You




RESPECT IS A TWO WAY STREET -


TAGS: respect reap what ye sow
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - September 21, 2011, 11:11 am
thx.. and you are right about the hate side
mariand - September 21, 2011, 2:34 am
Nice...this may be true also for hate.
house - September 20, 2011, 11:22 pm
simple yet effective. Nice one Airman 5L


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


Guilty By Suspicion -


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective hug falling
Rating: 4.29/5

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ReRac - May 18, 2011, 6:40 pm
HAHA< even tho that is not "me when drunk" I will when I get a chance. Thanks!
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 7:40 am

nice....post this to "whileiwasdrunk.com"
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
HAHA! Nice...


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT? -


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm
5L


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: rich poor perspective
Rating: 4.66/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:44 am
And that's when dad disowned his son.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:20 pm
Amsome Airman! 5L
Bakstabr - July 17, 2010, 12:35 am
Godd*mn u airman on another AMSOME poster. I love seeing a poster i have to scroll down with ure name on it because they have done nothing but make me feel better everytime i read em.
rerun - July 16, 2010, 9:03 pm

Another example of kids teaching adults a thing or two


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


STORIES - There is always another side to them.




AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


FALLEN HEROES - It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. ~ General George S. Patton, Jr.


TAGS: honor respect duty
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - September 18, 2012, 3:03 am
No intent to sugar coat anything. That is just the common phrase. KIA is fine with me, since I am not considered PC in any way. v/r,
MPsniper - September 16, 2012, 4:53 pm
"fallen" sugar coats it. makes it sound like someone fell down and skinned a knee. lets call it what it really is... "killed in action". truth is always better than PC.


ONE LOVE -




PERSPECTIVE - Remember: Life could be worse.


TAGS: perspective life hedgehog
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by IronRaptre

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:40 am
As if a woman didn't have enough reason to be screaming swear-words during birthing... or about why her Va-jay-jay's bleeding.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:14 pm
shared on fb. 5l
IronRaptre - December 8, 2011, 11:36 pm
"...that is, you could be birthing creatures known for their spikes." Perfect!


SHADOW PRIESTS - I don't care if you're shadow spec - you're still healing.


TAGS: wow undead priests shadow priest spec
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Agent K - July 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
shame their heals are **** might as well go with a healadin or resto druid
Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 9:16 pm
Indeed


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by M11Marauder

KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
http://www.patricksaviation.com/ph**os/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The ph**o is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


Future -


TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:18 pm
Needs a continuation: "... and make a school teacher's annual salary every three months."
JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


FELT NOT MEASURED -


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


RESPECT -




BRAVERY -




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


LOLZ -


TAGS: muscle cars perspective young old
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nitroid13 - June 27, 2011, 5:43 am
this is such p***!!! OMG this is so ***y and it should be NSFW
Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:16 am
d*** it, ouch the truth hurts...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 12:35 pm
Truth.. 5L


Suspects -


TAGS: names hate sharpie die suspects
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013, 11:40 am
I don't think I hate anyone enough to screw with them from beyond the grave, but thanks for the tip.
Rudedog - May 25, 2013, 10:38 pm
To many suspects


PERSPECTIVE TAKE 2 -


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to a***yze the situation and help you find closure....


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


RESPECT - MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!




RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.




EXPEDITIONARY WARFARE SPECIALIST (EXW) - Not for the faint-hearted.




COURAGE -


TAGS: respect thanks military salute
Rating: 4.85/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
it dont get better than thi5
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 6:50 pm
Sir this is one of the reasons i love this site.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
nice rerun
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:54 am
That picture is awesome my friend.


PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.




Perspective -


TAGS: perspective immigration
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

falloutghoul - May 24, 2013, 9:10 pm
Wow, who bombed this one. It's great!


SPECIAL OLYMPICS - Warming Our Hearts As Hell Warms Our Bodies.




INNER BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty book movie special effects
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

mariand - September 18, 2011, 4:50 pm
LOL... am5ome
gas - September 16, 2011, 6:37 pm
xD thanks
spacedog - September 16, 2011, 6:30 pm
Great poster. 5L
Reality Lord - September 16, 2011, 5:53 pm

and yet another ga5 poster fav'd. nice


OUR RESPECT & THANKS -


TAGS: respect military flag motifake
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:33 am
And will that "Electro" guy go kill himself, please?
Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:29 am
Umm, "Patriot"? Go f*** yourself. Next time you burn a flag, do us all a favor and wrap yourself in it first before you light it.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 4:55 pm
Well done Ron
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 3:04 pm
That person is right on the ball on that one, also... Patriot, did you fight in any of the wars??? Tell me that. I have not been in a war, but I know about them.
ARealPatriot - June 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
Get this **** off here. Any well educated American, like myself, knows that Veterans do not deserve preferential treatment for going to war in a war that we should not have been involved in in the first place.
LogicDude - June 9, 2009, 2:09 pm
Hey! TimmyKiChu! Kind of like a combo Pokemon-Troll-Timmy...
YourMamma - June 9, 2009, 3:10 am
Electrogonnorrhea you're a ****head!! Wish I could b**** slap you again!!
moooooooooooo - June 9, 2009, 2:16 am
Is he sliced pumpernickel? because that would be special.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
...you think you did for the country.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
Mark; I understand where you're coming from, but becoming such an uptight douchebag over some kid on the internet and acting like you're the greatest thing since f***ing sliced bread really makes you look like the pathetic one here. Thanks for whatever...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Although, admitting I'm a troll was fail on my part. I could have kept this **** going, but it's pointless now. Oh well.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
I haven't changed a d*** single bit of my story. I stand by everything I've said so far, including the troll thing.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
What you'll learn is that given enough rope, idiots will hang themselves. Interesting that the whole "troll" thing didn't come up until recently. I think you're changing your story because you have no integrity, either.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
There's no such thing as "balls on the internet." Balls on the internet is about as real as...say...supporting the troops by making ****ty motivational posters. Lulz, you guys are troll'd so hard.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Just because I'm more of a ***k on the internet than I am IRL doesn't make what I say any less true however. You just don't want to believe it. There's some **** you just don't say out loud, as you may well know. That's what the internet is for.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Only the weak show balls on the internet... where there is no chance of reaping it.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:30 pm
...make fun of retards like you and mark. Seriously, I do it for the lulz. If you think my real persona is as abrasive as my internet persona, you're an idiot. If you worked in law enforcement you'd know people act differently in different situations.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
And you can tell this by arguing with a troll on the internet? How did they let a dumbass like you get to such a position as you SAY you're in? If you had a shred of intelligence you'd know the internet is a place for anonymous trolls like me to...
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:20 pm
First thing you'll learn if you ever get on the street is that if you're an a**hole, your back-up is always on the other side of town. God forbid you should ever get on the street though, kid. You're a liability.
cunt destroyer - April 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
Seriously, you m**********rs are so godd*** dumb. It's so f***ing easy to see you're being trolled.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Mark is a veteran, he knows everything about everything, lulz. /sarcasm.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
Think about it. "In my opinion, you're in possession of drugs." Wrong. Objectivity would demand the following, "Based on the circumstances I have reason to believe you're in possession of a controlled substance." See the difference there?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:10 pm
Friendly Fire isn't very prevalent within US police departments but for some people exceptions can be made. Another phenomena of police departments is how there are no units available when certain people need help. It can be a wake up call if not fatal.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
Police shouldn't express opinions on the street, therefore crass name-calling wouldn't be an issue. The inability to be even the least bit objective is also a liability, but you obviously wouldn't know anything about that.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 10:50 pm
Oh, I've been on a few hiring boards in my time. I can also tell you with certainty that it's the inability to express an opinion without resorting to base and crass name-calling that will prove to be a liability on the street. Thanks anyway.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
Haarakkon - Is there any chance you have entry level openings for target holders?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
Now, now Haar... Electro won't know if he can be sh** at until he tries. Let's cross our fingers and hope that natural selection works.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Electro - I work in law enforcement. The police don't need you. They need good people who can handle being sh** at. Thanks anyway.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 6:54 pm
Actually that did happen when I was 15 because the Marines are nothing but a group of ***-starved p***s who will bang any underaged b**** who wets herself over a man in uniform. Good observation though.
Jason - April 3, 2009, 5:05 pm
Electrogonnorrhea, sounds like someone in the military stole your girlfriend.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:58 pm
Swiss is my favorite.
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
I like Cheese!
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
By the way: "get passed the psychological screening". I a**ume there isn't a human intelligence standard when it comes to joining the military either? Too bad I'm getting an education, MAN I'm such an ignorant liberal college student. Hahahahaha.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:02 pm
If you let me have the last word, it's not because you choose to be the bigger man. It's because you know I'm right about how much of a PRICK you are. Maybe I'll respect you more if you serve another tour and step on a f***ing landmine, a**hole.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:01 pm
If that doesn't prove that you're an arrogant ***k who fought in the war just for respect, I don't know what is. What is it with you military brats and that relentless superiority complex?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:00 pm
I can tell you what you can't refute because I just showed you how much of a ***k you are by quoting you. Here, let me show you again "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:54 pm
...get passed the psychological screening. But if you do, you won't last long with the attitude and ideas you have put forth here. I am now through with this comment chain. You may have the last word. I will now ignore you until you grow up.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
...remember the crap you've written here. When that happens I hope you'll look back at it with shame because it will mean you actually have learned something. As for becoming a police officer, you had better change your attitude. Chances are you won't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:49 pm
ElectroTimmyClap - Don't presume to tell me what I can or can't refute. Just because you say something doesn't make it so. Every time you post a comment here you show all who would care to look how ignorant you are. Maybe some day you will grow up and...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
The people I know who served in the war didn't brag about how much the world owes them. They got back to their lives and never spoke of it again. I can understand if you're proud, but Mark, you're just a ***khead looking for a pat on the back. f*** you
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
..would be no better off if you were killed by a f***ing IED. You know who directly protects me on a daily basis? The police, which is why I'm going to be an officer. So you can take your argument and shove it up your a** because you don't know ****.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:39 pm
I'm ashamed to say that someone like you fought for me. YES, I know there was a draft for other wars, but there wasn't for this one. Which means your choice to join the military landed you in Iraq, so quit acting like you're a godd*** martyr because I..
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
So f*** you, I'm not going to thank you or ron for what you did. I'm going to thank the men under the crosses, not the inactive duty douchebags and a**hole veterans who think the world owes them everything. You give Americans a bad name.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:36 pm
You're a fool if you think Vietnam was anything but a failure and a waste of good American soldiers. People will look back on the Iraq war with the same ****-taste in their mouths as they do with the Vietnam war.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I don't consider myself a liberal, I hate democrats, but a nazi-conservative like yourself is just as bad as a far left nutjob like Michael Moore.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:32 pm
And don't even try to refute what I just said because it's obvious from what you post that you're demanding respect and thanks. "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
WOW. For a veteran you sure are a self-absorbed piece of ****. I have never met someone who served their country just so the rest of the world would respect them.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
As for Ron's skills as an artist I believe that he is the BEST on MotiFake. I just don't always agree with his view. His posters are always top notched and I just wish that I had his skill and imagination.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:10 pm
...Afghanistan better places than they were. I believe they are offering up their lives to save others. Maybe it's just my perspective on the situation but it's why I get so frustrated with opposing views on the war.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
Well it's good to know that we can still find something to disagree on. I think that most of our troops are there because they believe in what they're doing. I believe that by them being there they keep us safe. I believe that they are making Iraq and...
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:53 pm
...Mark, I do not agree about the comment you made about supporting the troops. You should be able to critisize the mission and still be able to support the troops. The troops didn't make the decision to deploy, that came from the civilian gov't.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Mark, you're scaring me again. We've found something else to agree on. I just wanted to add that Ron as an artist would welcome a little constructive critism without the personal attacks. Ron, I don't presume to speak for you, so correct me at any time...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Marduke - I don't like all of Ron's posters either. (Sorry Ron...I have given you a few one lion votes.)
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:46 am
nmgypsy - No I don't think you do get the point. Those 56,000 lives were given up trying to keep South Viet Nam free. Our military didn't lose that war, our politicians did. They lost it to the liberal media led by Jane Fonda and her like.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:45 am
...care for. Art is completely subjective and I don't like or agree with all of it, but I respect Ron for the effort he has made to express it. Again your comments show even a lack of common courtesy without even getting into the revelance of ignorance.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
Electro, while you don't piss me off, I do feel sorry for your p***erse pleasure in ignorant comments made to Ron and others. Ron as an artist has done all types of posters across the board some I find funny, some make me think, and other I don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:39 am
...don't appreciate the privilege that has been afforded you by those who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future of the United States of America. I hope that one day you'll realize why you're lucky you were to be born an American.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:36 am
...believe in what are troops are doing. How can they legitimately say "We support you but not what you have offered up your life for."? I don't think anything less of you because you haven't served. However I couldn't think less of you because you...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:34 am
God, does he ever stop? we get the point.. several times
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:33 am
...patriotism. You've told everyone what it is that you like and dislike so now let me tell you something I dislike. I dislike people stepping up and saying they support the troops but not the war. In effect what they 're saying is that they don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:30 am
Ask the Kurds if they think their freedom has been protected. No one here ever challenged your right to vote for or against Ron's poster. No one cares if you vote 1 or 5 or not at all. What you vote, if you vote says absolutely nothing about your...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:27 am
...two countries are living a better and longer life thanks to the soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen who have given up a part or all of their lives to serve. The re-enlistment rate in the Army has never been higher than it is now "in country."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:24 am
As for freedom being protected, I find it hard to believe that you haven't noticed that US soil hasn't been attacked since 2001. Our military protects our freedom every day and we've exported freedom to Iraq and Afghanistan. The general public in those...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:22 am
So, 56,000 plus americans gave their life in vietnam, for what? The US lost! Truth be told, we went to college to avoid the draft, and if you went in, you avoided the Army. Going in the service is a personal choice, and does NOT make you better or worse
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:20 am
...will take up the fight. Today's US military is an all volunteer force thanks to the service of those who came before them. You don't have to serve nor do you need to worry about a draft thanks to people like Ron who put it on the line for you already.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:18 am
...home and took advantage of their GI benefits, putting themselves through college instead of having mommy and daddy do it for them. Most veterans serve with the hope that their children will never have to but with the knowledge that somebody's child...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:15 am
Back when I was a young and stupid college kid, there was a draft and just about everyone was afraid of getting caught in it. Some of us went without being called and many of us didn't come home. Those of us fortunate enough to survive the service came...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:13 am
I'm not discounting the value of college. Those without the ability to reason and look at things perspectively are usually more dangerous with book smarts. It's like giving a gun to a gang banger. They have no other tools, so they abuse it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:11 am
ElectroClap - Several lines back you said,"In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft." and also "I've got better **** to do with my life than fight a war that doesn't actually directly protect anyone's freedom."Have you been living under a rock?
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:08 am
A fine point Mark, but general intelligence is a gift. A book is information, not an ability to reason and learn. I will maintain that without common sense and awareness, book knowledge is often wielded as experience.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:06 am
Deltabob - Look time no read! I agree that ElectroTimmy does have a familiar feel. He's a lot like Scrapio7 and similar to Dr. Stank. One of these days I'm going to find out how to change my IP address and then run wild through MotiFake.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:02 am
...have taught this twit that he owes his existence and freedom to all veterans.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:01 am
I don't believe that I said anything in this chain of comments, as alleged by Electrofag, like "anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little ****." Not everyone can serve nor should they. But a simple course in American History should...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:57 am
...contribution to society. He's probably just scraping by with a 2.0 GPA at his local Junior College. What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:52 am
But then they sent him off to college where so many of our young people get warped by liberal professors. I believe that this little pseudo intellectual piece of poultry dung has fooled himself into believing that he is smart and will one day make a...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:48 am
agdaniele - I'm sorry but I disagree. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can be taught, but not so much in school as in the home. My guess is that this little boy's parents tried and even may have succeeded teaching him respect and appreciation.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:44 am
...that you have grown accustomed to the ignorance and lack of appreciation of some of our younger citizens.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Ron - You express yourself with words well enough to make your point and that's all that counts. You tend to stay calmer in these things than I do. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up the fight any longer. I was falling asleep at the computer. It's a shame...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:53 am
Well said, Ron. Gotta just shrug off the kid. Giving ignorant, close-minded people a college education tends to make them ****y and entitled. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can't be taught.
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:45 am
are young and stupid-been there and done that. so keep up your studies and sorry for your attitude-bet it shows in other parts of your life too. So God Bless Kids and Vets now serving and past Vets. Do A poster-hum..an idea-F U C K RON-won,t be the first!
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:39 am
myself as others here with the written word...my world is art. So guess we,ll keep seeing how your anger works on the next posts...so get in line...vote your 1.s and move on. You will not stop me from doing Vet posters...kitty posters...****-heads who
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:34 am
And yes do honor veterans...and appreciate their service and what they give up to do their duty...so do posters of how I feel. So just vote and enjoy what you can here. You do provoke Mark and me...but, unlike others here...not as good at expressing
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:31 am
guess everyone waiting for my responds...Electrogonnorrhea your not the first or will be the last to bash me for whatever reason. No I,m not a genius...just a retired graphic artist making posters of whatever I want. This site gives me that outlet.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:18 am
So f*** you, f*** ron, and f*** any veteran just like you. There is such a thing as humility, and military brats like you have none of it. Good day sir.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Until then, I'll continue to piss off morons like you. Because unlike you, I don't pretend to support the troops by making ****ty motifakes and branding people as anti-americans if they don't vote 5 lions for them.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Maybe one day I'll use my college degree to keep us out of wars like this one. Then maybe we won't have a**holes like you who think everyone owes them everything and that they're God's f***ing gift to the earth.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:13 am
I chose not to enter the military because I've got better **** to do with my life than fight a war that doesnt actually directly protect anyone's freedom. You're all over there fighting and dying for nothing.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:12 am
But according to you anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little ****, and somehow veterans are better than everyone else in the world. In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Good night Timmy. Your crap has sickened me. You've done a good job of pissing me off. Give your plastic doll an extra poke for me.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Actually no, when the war started I was too young, and by the time I was old enough to join the military, I realized I'm smart enough to have a future ahead of me and decided to go to college.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:07 am
...to put on a uniform.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:06 am
You own absolutely nothing and I believe it was you that had the opening salvo of insults and name calling. There is no argument to be had here. You're an a**hole. Ron is not. Ron's a veteran, I'm a vetran, and you're a p**** who didn't have the balls...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Wow, so now that I just owned the **** out of you, you're going to resort to simple name calling without any kind of real argument. No wonder the Eurofags say we're stupid, a**holes like you put truth in their statements.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:01 am
You're not Mark...You're the remnants of a puss filled pimple on your daddy's ***k.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:00 am
In reality, you're just a deluded faggot who thinks he's a patriot because he denounces anyone with an opinion other than his own. You give Americans a bad name, arrogant ***kholes like you and ron are the reason the rest of the world hates us.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:59 am
"Look, I'm Mark, I'm such an awesome citizen because I give thanks to the troops by rating 5 lions to ron's ****ty motifails and jerking him off. Anyone who says f*** ron's motifakes is really saying 'f*** the troops'."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:57 am
And ron, if you really are a veteran, then f*** you. If you make motifakes that build yourself up and demand thanks that means you served your country for the wrong reason ***khead.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:56 am
141 votes and a rating of 3.6 seems to me that there are a few people out there that like it. So now...back to what I said before. Suck it, STFU, GTFO, and then eat **** and die. Have a nice day...bye bye.


F86 SABRES FLY WITH A10 WARTHOG -


TAGS: past present respect
Rating: 5/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:18 am
my friend's step-sister makes $87/hour on the internet. She has been out of work for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $15298 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site http://Run19.com
Derek - September 5, 2012, 1:51 am
Can't see them without being reminded of Neil Armstrong
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2012, 1:27 am
Love those F-86s! Classic!


VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!




WOMEN AND CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT -


TAGS: different species different rules
Rating: 4/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:37 pm
That is why there are Irish sunglasses and more than on e way to skin a cat.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
sickartist is on roll...ditto on the rerun comment
rerun - January 3, 2010, 12:35 pm

so very true


A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective turtle snail wheee
Rating: 4.07/5

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coldinjected - January 30, 2011, 1:31 pm
Hmmm. Still bored.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:35 pm
Oh yes, by the way, just because I used the word "perspective" doesn't mean this isn't my "own work". You can get "free to the public" ph**os on line. I used composites of my favorites to re-create an old joke. Therefore the work is mine.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:12 pm
Whaaaaa! Whaaa! Coldinjected hurt my feelings! Not. "Wheee" is how the snail pronounced his own personal glee and, therefore does not fall under proper grammar "laws". Notice how I spelled "grammar" properly. So there will be no poster correcting.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:31 am
Just to clarify "Whee" is the word. "Wee..." would be the sound. That's the literature take. I'm still investigating.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:28 am
"HEADS UP", "Weeeee" is in the urban dictionary in the context you used. "Wheeeee", is not. Better luck next time Grammer Nazi. Poster makes sense. You defined Perspective. I'd like to see your own work sometime. Happy poster correcting!!


THAT’S RIGHT -


TAGS: that s right veterans special
Rating: 3.68/5

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asdf - September 7, 2009, 5:32 pm
Motifakes use to be better
... - August 16, 2009, 10:04 pm
Oh Yeah! Me, my dad, and my grandpa. yep, total agreement with!
KDP3 - August 16, 2009, 2:20 am
d*** right they should have special treatment.


SPECIAL FORCES - They mostly come at night. Mostly.


TAGS: special forces mh 53
Rating: 2.83/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:23 am
Extra 5 for the Alien reference. Think that's where the line is from.


Soul Food -


TAGS: sundae mcdonalds perspective hell people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:04 pm
Happy, bloody, skull face! Complete with grinning teeth! Luuuuuv it! And of course, well spoken, Cannibal! The harsher realities in life give it a certain zest that others cannot comprehend! 5L!


Truth Love Faithful Respect -


TAGS: truth love faithful respect words
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - May 25, 2013, 10:35 am

Once again, you have set the bar high.


SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!


TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
Nice work Grim R@per.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!


RESPECT - When you give it to me, I'll dig you out. Until then...drink your laxatives.


TAGS: respect
Rating: 4.35/5

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HIT OR BE HIT -




FATHER SON BONDING -




THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport


TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass v***** leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm
O.M.G.


EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


BACKFIRE -


TAGS: special retail managers haughty stuck up
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2015, 3:57 pm
It most certainly is, my friend.
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 8:19 am
sounds like experience, cynic...bitter experience


PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips


TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

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zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school


RESPECT WHERE DUE... -


TAGS: respect brave coward funeral wedding
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
Much gratitude...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
5 courageous lions for sure. Good one Rick.
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:29 pm
Thank you... :)
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:04 pm
Profound... 5L


PERSPECTIVE -




DECEPTION -


TAGS: usual suspects movie quote day
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 4:31 pm

poster was nice dude but the comeback.....lmfao,.
fred - March 13, 2010, 11:04 pm
ad hominem attack? So persuasive!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 6:15 pm
Wow Fred, thanks for clearing that up. Go back to beatin off to the Lord of the Rings. Thanks
fred - March 12, 2010, 5:43 pm
Oh noes! Be afraid of the mythical pretty man! Oh wait, that's right, I'm not retarded. I see this image, with the non-human pupil, refers to the forest god, demonified by the Church in their competition against the main opposition in Europe.


GUILTY -




Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


Conflicted -


TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.


EVEN DEADENDS LEAD TO NEW PERSPECTIVES - Just because the road didn't take you to your destination, it doesn't mean that it didn't help you get there.




ACQUIESCENCE -




MENTORING -


TAGS: special thanks to my mentor agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:36 pm
It's insurance.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:34 pm
well, so long as it's for "training" I am willing to work hard to be as good a master as you... Sooo, whats with the $5.00 JC Penny belt?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:27 pm
Moooo and I have done worse before. I'm amazed we're still here.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
"ball gag"? ha! this is going really bad, really fast! I hope the site can handle the damage. lol!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:20 pm
all I need is a kiwi fruit... an PRESTO! Ball gag!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:18 pm
lmao!!! next thing will be showing me how versatile my bandanna is
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
These? Well... next, we work on the gag reflex.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:02 pm
Oh, I get it now! A strong a** is a protected a**. Genius! now what are you doing with those chopsticks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:58 pm
Because, monkeysan... the pole, you'll find, was chrome at one time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:57 pm
But Sensei, why must I polish this brass pole in your garage with my b***ocks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:55 pm
Not usually... but baby, you make 'em work!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:54 pm
well, pink nylons don't work with Crane... as My Sensei tells me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:53 pm
(and I should've taught you crane style, not flamingo)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:52 pm
You musn't flaunt a vice so casually next time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:50 pm
(sigh) Is there anything you Mods don't know about me? Can I just have one little secret vice?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:37 pm

we hear a different story
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 11:26 pm
I refuse to try on a th***, so I say thee nay.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:26 pm

you wear panties?
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:25 pm
(of course, by "jacket", he meant "panties")
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:24 pm
"Now let me get my camera."
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:23 pm
nah, Aggy is a more modern version...."Take off your jacket"...."now put it on"..."Take it off again"..etc..
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
you likey when he put wax on, or rip wax off? 5L
spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:17 pm
Shpecial? LOL! 5L


VENERATION -


TAGS: respect wine ex
Rating: 4.67/5

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The Good, The Bad And The Indifference -




THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


SHORT PLANE -


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
Body Work Maybe !


FAMILY - The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.




CHAMPIONS -


TAGS: special olympics athletics awards
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:52 pm
Now you tell me. I came in fourth.


Do you... -


TAGS: hair special place
Rating: 2.59/5

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spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 1:57 am
Dr. House + joke = extra funny


THE MALE SPECIES - Often die before their mates. Because they want to.


TAGS: male species
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
"The male of the species" or "The male ***" - one or the other.


RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - When exactly is this technique going to be needed?


TAGS: russian special forces
Rating: 2.35/5

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rodangol - March 3, 2012, 4:34 pm
yes, you must be able to handle your gun in any situation
kekeke - February 26, 2011, 7:58 pm
Naive American boys.
Pluto516 - August 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The technique is used to shoot a bad guy in a crowd of people. Fall to your back and shoot upward through the bad guy.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:03 pm
I gotta say with as much vodka as they are accustomed to drinking lying on the floor must be second nature for these peeps.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Probably doesn't seem too useful on SOCOM, does it?


RORSCHACH - Doesn't get invited to alot of parties.




"SPECIAL" FORCES - Russian SPETNAZ are still recruiting members at the Olympics.... I mean Special Olympics.


TAGS: special olympics
Rating: 1.69/5

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Guest - September 20, 2009, 6:45 pm
Those are actually members of the Canadian Army
Grimfilth - May 14, 2009, 4:27 pm
yea lets make jokes about people who could kill and torture thousands without any of us noticing. navy seals, swat, or whatever special force is nothing compared to those masochistic killing machines.


HELP AT MOTINET -




PERSPECTIVE - Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud, and one the stars.


TAGS: jail perspective opportunity rerun
Rating: 4.73/5

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recrium - December 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
thats f***ed up
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am

awesome...yet the singular reality is that both men are still behind the bars.


All The Presidents Men -


TAGS: respect terrorist terrorism journalism death
Rating: 4.41/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:45 pm
Thanks :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:34 pm
I think some of your stuff belongs on politifake, Greybeard.


ALL PIMPED OUT - just say "you look nice" (trust me on this)




ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


IN MEMORY OF -


TAGS: with all due respect to hiroshima the bomb
Rating: 2.96/5

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rockntractor - November 16, 2009, 10:20 pm
We cooked their sushi!
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
Way to flip on the scat signal, Dre.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:58 pm
just dont let WTFO see it
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Leave politics out of this poster, ok? It's a simple, great poster.
ICEMAN - November 16, 2009, 8:52 pm
Yeah, all the current admin does is bow to the other leaders.
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:39 pm
Wow, that means a lot, Dre. Thanks.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:38 pm
FFFFUUUUU double posts
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:38 pm
Honestly, one of my favorite motifakes ever
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:37 pm
Honestly, one of my favorite motifakes ever
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:18 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Those were good times.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:13 pm
Ahhhhh... those were the days. 5L


SPECIAL CAT - Hey how you doin'?




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
apparently...
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".


TAKAGI - He's a dumbass


TAGS: takagi bring my tux dumbass case closed detective conan inspector mcquire
Rating: 1.61/5

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Anonymous - April 18, 2009, 11:51 am
It's a Japanese comic. The original text is in Japanese while the card is still in English.
Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 4:22 am
Perhaps a bad translation? I bet they were originally speaking Japanese, and the text was still in English. You try reading something in Spanish when you only took it in high school.


Heaven -


TAGS: heaven perspective choices prefrences hammy
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2013, 9:26 am
Now I'm thinking of the Bob Rivers parody Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
Cannabal - September 3, 2013, 7:09 am
You dirty 5heepf'ucker!


SILVERHEART - Your bus is waiting for you


TAGS: silverheart takes the special bus
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 31, 2013, 1:31 am

Feel the burn... this means war. 5'd & faved!


ORIGINALITY EXTINCTION CREW -




SEVEN DWARVES -


TAGS: seven dwarves suspect hungry
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:46 am
good'n Ism
Reality Lord - March 14, 2013, 9:11 pm

lol


COMPASSION -


TAGS: willie quote perspective humor satire
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:28 pm

Thank you, Mr. Rerun. I received the lock of hair you sent. The dog ate it.
rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:51 pm

Ha, love it.


SISTERS -


TAGS: special bond
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2012, 3:27 am
Not my brother...he grew up with 3 sisters...poor buggar never had a chance! Thanks for the suggestion though.... :)....hahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Nice 1 Prissy....the same can be said about brothers.


A Friend of Mine -


TAGS: jose cuervo special
Rating: 4.85/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 8:38 pm
I've drank down to the "hospital" level and never gone, but the "exotic dances" is more like the 3rd one from the top. FIVE


I FORGOT ADVERTIZING -


TAGS: internet wonder calendar special purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

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champ99 - February 8, 2012, 5:33 pm
Nice!
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 7:54 pm
It was as far North as I could put him, without bumping him into the 'never lands'...
ICEMAN - February 7, 2012, 7:03 pm
You almost had Mooooooooooooooooo in the proper corner. Just a lil farther north. Heh, heh.
crankyhead - February 7, 2012, 5:09 pm
hopefully they never 5hut it off.
voodoo3535 - February 7, 2012, 2:48 pm
Awesome
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:11 pm
wow... that was a huge effort.


TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS -




Seniors -


TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm

I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: feminine perspective mistake humor
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:46 pm

Thanks, Cynic! I love hammering old jokes into another shape.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm
I've heard this many times. However, it's the different pictures that people choose to go along with the caption is always cracking me up. 5L


INTROSPECT -


TAGS: introspect rain reflection depression f***it
Rating: 4.67/5

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autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 5:20 pm
Beautiful! 5L's


AND JUSTICE FOR ALL -




EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"


TAGS: money power respect toolate chicken
Rating: 4.43/5

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BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Thank you, those are good points for attention grabbing. Instead of redoing the poster, I'll just agree with you and point my eyes forward and keep that in mind. Again: Thanks.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire is right, this is a good poster. Maybe "Earn yourself" as as a title, then seperate the rest in to two lines. first submission I've seen from you so it's definitely a nice start. Still indecisive on my vote
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:44 pm
Good, but the top line could be reduced.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:30 pm

new contributor....nice one dude.


PERSPECTIVE - It can change everthing




I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER - from the Secretary of the Army May I come in, Mrs. Jones?


TAGS: handled with class and respect
Rating: 4.15/5

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thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:52 am
Oh... That makes sense! LoL I thought he was either suicidal, or a real ***k. Or, perhaps, imitating his moniker.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am

I thing he left out "never", based one first comment
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:48 am
I certainly don't envy them. Which is why I was wondering why that guy down there hopes his wife gets "the knock." :(
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:11 am

I cannot imagine the pain the survivors must feel. This is one of the truly poignent posters on this site. It makes me take stock of what I have in my life and thank those who have served, and especially those who have paid the ultimate price for freedom
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 9:11 am
Do you not like your wife...? :( That's sad.
il_smartass - January 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
my thoughts go out to any who has had to endure this... I hope my wife has to hear those words


BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.


TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
*tab
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
San Francisco was nice.


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